Hiya! I’m Mike, but some people call me Critter.

You should probably hire me for Drupal consulting or Drupal site audits!


Here’s my family! They’re the coolest!

Wanna read my latest blog posts? Of course you do.

  • The Chatodoro: Breaking my work chat addiction

    September 5, 2019 by

    I am a compulsive dot squasher. When an app shows me a “hey! something new is here!” dot, then I must click it. It’s unavoidable. It’s an addiction. This habit doesn’t mesh well with work group chat. After years (YEARS!) of getting my productivity absolutely hammered by the dots of work-related group chat apps, I… Read more

  • A tiny guide to adulting

    July 9, 2019 by

    I’ve spent the last few years trying to become a real life adult. Here’s a one page summary of what I’ve learned. Exercise Lift weights at least 3x per week. If you’re new, use the Stronglifts mobile app. Also do 30+ minutes of cardio at least 3x per week. Diet Follow the No S Diet… Read more

  • Learning to crochet (as a 32 year old man)

    July 1, 2019 by

    “What do you think, Critter?” The question that started it all. The multitasker’s worst enemy. I spend my work days on conference calls, and if I don’t have anything to say for a couple minutes, my mind wanders. Then, someone on the call says my name and I realize that I’ve done it again. I… Read more

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