It’s my birthday

We went to Busch Gardens to celebrate. I think I enjoyed the roller coasters more than my kids:

I’m 37 now. That’s half of 74, which is just over the average life expectancy of a male in the United States.

So if I’m exactly average (and average life expectancy doesn’t change, which it will, but shut up), then I’m past the halfway point. The time I have left is less than the time I’ve spent.

Buckle up for the mid-life crisis, I guess.