- I want a thick ugly phone with enough protection that a case would be irrelevant.
- I want a chonky TV remote that won’t slither into the cracks between the cushions.
- I want a laptop that can get run over by a car and has a battery roughly the size of a barge.
I want my things to be absolute units. I choose battery life, toughness, and being really hard to lose over literally anything else.
Why is that so hard to find? Any recommendations?