Why is everything so small?

  • I want a thick ugly phone with enough protection that a case would be irrelevant.
  • I want a chonky TV remote that won’t slither into the cracks between the cushions.
  • I want a laptop that can get run over by a car and has a battery roughly the size of a barge.

I want my things to be absolute units. I choose battery life, toughness, and being really hard to lose over literally anything else.

Why is that so hard to find? Any recommendations?

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