My favorite Yogi Berra quotes

Also known as Yogi-isms:

• “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
• “Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
• “No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.”
• “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
• “You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.”
• “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
• “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
• “You can observe a lot by just watching.”
• “I knew the record would stand until it was broken.”
• “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
• “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
• “If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
• “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”